when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
I. I can’t even.
Unless you are either a seriously obsessed fan or the Joker, I think this is what’s known as a Mood Breaker.
I like to think the Cosmo people do in fact try this stuff out, and that in actuality they are the kinkiest sex freaks on the planet.
Alternatively, maybe they try this out and then their partners either fall out of bed laughing or run away screaming so fast they forget to get dressed on the way out. That’d be good too.
“Hey. Mr. Dodson just went streaking down the street again.”
“Huh. His wife must be working on another Cosmo article.”