persian-slipper replied to your chat: I was fishing for porn prompts on the chat, and this one hooked me.

I see I missed some quality crack.

You think that one’s insane, you should see the one that followed it.  It culminated in this:

(trigger warning:  spiders — sorry, Songlin!)

“Under the orders of Black Widow Moriarty, sniper-spider Moran captures camel spider John. But when he discovers how John yearns to return to the desert, and begins to wonder about the future of his own relationship with Moriarty, he begins to wonder if they can save each other from Moriarty’s tangled web…”

I’m not writing this little bit of madness. I have much better things to do with my writing time.