professorfangirl:

eldritch-horrors:

professorfangirl:

You wanna know what color Benedict’s eyes are? Analysis of their refraction shows: 32% green, 35% blue, 3% gold, and 30% pure unadulterated witchcraft.

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Unadulterated.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

…considering that you’ve clearly stated that his eyes are 70% something else. You said ‘refraction shows’, meaning that you are looking at the post-adulterated product, and not discussing the purity of their pre-mix properties.

…sometimes being an Aspie sucks donkey dick.

*hangs head in shame*

I love you both.

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