Right now someone write the smut these two are screaming for.
My God, if I could I so would. Then again, I already have. OFTEN.
*rocks in corner desperate for new, inspiring John/Sherlock ideas*
Oh. Look. More of that beautifully-slicked hair that may or may not be relevant to anything.
They look very…innocent, don’t they? Like, “Oh, no hijinks could possibly have happened/be happening/be about to happen here. We’re just two dapper mofos lounging about in expensive tailoring. As you do.”
Never mind they’re not wearing any underwear under their trousers.