pass me my phone.
Bizarre
Oh look! It’s Sherlock (“what’s this “personal space” you’re talking about?”) and John (“WHY THIS ISN’T EXTREMELY INTIMATE OR ANYTHING FOR GOD’S SAKE OMG WHAT AM I DOING WHAT SORT OF RELATIONSHIP IS THIS GOING TO BE OMG THAT’S A NIPPLE ISN’T IT YES YES IT IS OH GOD WHAT HAS MY LIFE BECOME WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME YES I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU I LIKE IT A LOT BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HERE’S YOUR DAMN PHONE YOU ASSHOLE NOW I’M HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS JESUS CHRIST”).
John, why are you even doing this? Seriously, I have used microscopes, you don’t need your hands on them constantly. Also, you should probably be aware that Sherlock is smirking, just slightly, which means that this is obviously some sort of trap.