So, last night I fell asleep thinking about crime scenes, and what I would ever do if someone were murdered in front of me and I got blood on my clothes and it had to be taken in for evidence. Because I’ve got one pair of sneakers, Sketchers that I bought off the clearance rack for $30 which I wear ALL THE TIME, and I do not currently have the money to replace them with any kind of quality shoes.
That’d piss me off.