Him: Hey, sweetie, lookit scruffy sun-blond Craig.
Me: Nice. But dag, that dude has some big ears.
Him: Those are not “big ears.” Those are deluxe ergonomically-enhanced MAN-GRABBIN’ EARS.
Me: …I have GOT to keep you out of the Daniel Craig tag.
Ears? What? I’m too busy being hypnotized by those crystal blue eyes.