What Odalisque!John lives with on a daily basis.

Almost makes it seem not so bad, doesn’t it?

“Babe, bring the remote control and snuggle up.  That new McKellan show is starting.  …Good lord, love, he’s even snarkier than you.  Think this’ll be us in 30 years?”

“Don’t be silly, Jim.  I’m sure you’ll have killed me by then.”

“Yeah, I suppose.  I promise I’ll make it spectacular, though.”

“Oh, good.  And here I was worried you didn’t love me.”

Yeah, almost.  XD