sorry but when i hear the term “tentlock” i think of camping
a whole AU dedicated to John and Sherlock being in a tent that is a pretty fucking specific kink like wow (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
“Five Times Sherlock & John Had Sex in a Tent and One Time They Didn’t”
- when they go camping
- when they go to an outdoor music festival
- at a stakeout inside of a camouflaged tent
- uhhh…. where else can you find tents?? um…sex inside a display at a camping gear store
- inside of a blanket tent in 221B playing camping because by now they have become camping fanatics
- real men of the outdoors, y’know
And the one time they don’t they were camping but then a bear storms through the woods and interrupts them mid-coitus
(because the UK has so many bears)
the bear escaped from a zoo ok
“real men of the outdoors, y’know”
DYING
DYING
Oh my god and Sherlock was like, “I NEED A RANGE ROVER WITH A BUSH GUARD AND A ROLL CAGE TO GO TO DARTMOOR.”
REAL MEN OF THE OUTDOORS.