There is a house centipede in my bedroom.

But I don’t know WHERE in my bedroom BECAUSE IT WAS ON THE WALL and then fell behind a bookcase when I TAPPED ON THE WALL.

I DIDN’T KNOW THEY DID WALLS.

🙁

WHY CAN’T IT GO DOWNSTAIRS WHERE THERE ARE THINGS FOR IT TO EAT AND NO SLEEPING PA FOR IT TO FALL ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

*turns on a lamp and hopes it thinks it’s too bright outside to go hunting yet*

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