nbchannibal:

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nbcaboutaboy:

30rocknbc:

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theofficenbc:

nbcundateable:

Alright, since our show starts tonight, this is our last ditch effort to get good dating advice. GO!

“Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.” – Dwight Schrute

*angry staring at Dwight*

Relationships are like SCUBA diving. If you come up too fast you get the bends. And the reasons why I know this is because I was dating a guy once and we were SCUBA diving and I told him that I loved him underwater and he shot up really fast and got the bends.

What she said. ^^^

I think Hannibal wins.

Or really, really loses.

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