out-there-on-the-maroon: lightspeedsound:ourladyoflazarus:palace…

By prettyarbitrary May 11, 2015 #anne rice, #he's grand high whiner, #i love it though, #less gay than the books, #like lestat doesn't whine, #the only thing by tom cruise i can watch, #vampires, #where they actually make out

out-there-on-the-maroon:

lightspeedsound:

ourladyoflazarus:

palaceofposey:

#my favorite Tom Cruise role ever

#turning a small child into a vampire so your lover will be forced to co-parent with you and won’t leave you: get on Lestat’s level

I keep waiting for a gay vampire movie but then i remember Interview with a Vampire happened and literally it cannot get any more homoerotic camp than Brad Pitt being all “omfg I’m reborn as a denizen of hell” while Tom Cruise basically serenades him with the music of the night

I watched it with my boyfriend a few Halloweens ago for the first time since I was like 14 and he said “wow, that was so gay. Were you writing fanfiction by the time you saw this?”