luke: and then jabba put leia in a bikini with a chain around her neck, but later she killed him, so…
han (excited): really?
luke: yeah.
han: what did it look like?
luke: erm, the bikini was red and gold and-
han: no. when she killed jabba. what was it like?
luke: she strangled him with the chain.
han: how did her biceps look? i bet she was really flexed.
han: *sighs* *stares off into the distance* i bet she got that really gorgeous look of murderous rage when she’s about to do something heroic for democracy and freedom…
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