#tony hides snacks all over the tower #nat hides guns #do you think they fight for hiding spots? #tony: NAT WHY DID I REACH FOR MY DORITOS AND PULL OUT A GLOCK #WHERE ARE MY GODDAMNED DORITOS #nat: THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT DORITOS WHERE MY GLOCK GOES #*crunches loudly on doritos* #steve looks pointedly into the camera (via romanoffbarton)
#Nat reaches for a gun and finds a bag of twizzlers #of course she doesn’t panic #she the fucking black widow #without even missing a beat #she manages to take out like 4 bad guys with only a package of twizzlers and some kickass moves #everyone is super impressed #Clint eats the twizzlers #Nat smirks and rolls her eyes because of course she’s that good #in the following days she starts systematically sabotaging Tony’s hidden snacks #at first he just takes it in stride #but as the weeks go by #he gets increasingly frustrated #because if there is one thing I know about Natasha Romanoff #it’s this #she absolutely does not let a joke go #she will take it to the bitter end (via @agendernatasha)
The only thing that finally stops her is when she realizes the horror that is Tony Stark when his blood sugar is low.
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