iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant: enjoytheelephant: hotdogsngiggles: thatgirlonstage: stagemanager…

By prettyarbitrary January 10, 2017 #about the author, #funny, #memes

enjoytheelephant:

hotdogsngiggles:

thatgirlonstage:

stagemanagerofspades:

propitlikeithot:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

kelsei-is-amazed-by-you:

ificouldbeheard:

imjustsotiredallthetime:

akingofstars:

witchofkeys:

thehornedwitch:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest ?

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

i continue being me, but with horns. cool

Just me… with more keys. Give me all the keys.

I RULE THE STARS THEMSELVES AAAAH

i am unable to take a nap.

I become a newscaster?

Just me, but Hella excited

I would be in Heaven so I imagine it would go nicely

also so many prayer requests from tumblr probably

… nothing in my life changes except maybe I’m a little more frantic?

I stage manage shovels.

I mean that actually is the goal lol

I giggled but didn’t eat any hotdogs… so half a good day!

I’m enjoying the elephant. We have escaped the room. We are running free. We are having a happy day.

Nothing has changed at all…I’m just presumably getting paid for it.