WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
DUDE HOW DID THAT BASKETBALL GET WEDGED IN YOUR PANTS. That is going to need surgical intervention. Your pants are so tight, that’s probably embedded in your pelvis.
I like how he’s leaning backwards, though, to counterbalance. Because he’d probably fall on his face otherwise. Or on something. Man, if he fell on that, it’d probably send his prostate shooting out the back.