Step 1: Shhhhh. Shshshshsh. Shhhhh.
Step 2: Write the creators’ words of power on a piece of paper. In place of the dot above each ‘i’, make sure you draw a heart.
Step 3: Kiss the piece of paper once, tenderly.
Step 4. Light it on fire while whispering the magical incantation, “no1 cares lol.”
Step 5. Sprinkle the ashes in your garden to ensure a bountiful harvest in the coming season.
Step 5a. If you accidentally summon some sort of elder god, you may have spoken the wrong incantation and will need to repeat Step 4.
I think we need a fandom Book of Shadows with this on page one.
Did somebody speak of me?
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