Hojo: If you bit it and you die – it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die – it’s venomous.
Zack: What if it bites me and it dies?
Hojo: That means you are poisonous, Zack Fair, learn to read.
Zack: What if it bites itself and I die?
Cissney: That’s voodoo.
Zack: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Tseng: That’s correlation, not causation
Zack: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Reno: That’s kinky
Cloud: Oh my gods, you people!
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