He’d probably cry.

I mean first he’d ask all the pertinent questions about where’d she come from, did they grab the guys responsible, why does she look like Jack and Gabe, is she related to them, is there anybody they want him to fight.

And then he’d scoop her up with incredible delicacy in one gigantic meaty hand, peer down at her with his good eye, declare her a princess, and shed great manly tears over how precious she is.

I suspect this is basically what he does with all babies.

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