Aries: turned off spellcheck and never looked back
Taurus: “lol fuck canon”
Gemini: would actually be a pretty good writer if they would stop calling characters by their hair color all the damn time
Cancer: can’t imagine a fanfiction where they write their favorite character shagging anyone but their OC
Leo: three words: Throbbing Meat Wand
Vigro: can’t describe anything without writing at least 30 fucking adjectives for the same thing in front of it
Libra: “Ohayo, Snape Sensei,” Harry-kun said blushing, “You are looking Sugoi today, desu.”
Scorpio: solely responsible for their fandom’s Auschwitz AU
Sagittarius: “Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears”
Capricorn: has written 10 different fanfics about their most hated character dying within the past month
Aquarius: writes the most anatomically impossible sex you’ve ever seen
Pisces: “hi this is my first fic sorry i suck at summaries hope you enjoy”
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