hiddlestalker:

under-broken-stars:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

If you notice, Peter uses his hands while taking the guy down, but Natasha doesn’t need too. It’s obvious that because Peter used calves, he needed to have more balance (and so he used his hands). But, Natasha uses her inner thighs and doesn’t touch the ground with her hands.

aggressively throws crotch at face of enemy

Hahahah, no, what’s happening here is that Natasha is doing that move RIGHT—see the power of the torque she generates with the muscles of her core? she THROWS that man to the floor—whereas if you notice, Peter basically falls off the guy’s face and then has to knock him over by bumping into his knees.

Also, fun fact: it’s entirely possible that Natasha weighs more than Spider-man.  She’s not all that tall, but at, what 5’4”?  As a fighter I suspect she’s got 130+ lb on her in solid, compact muscle, whereas Peter’s a 5’7” or so string-bean with magical spider-venom power and I wouldn’t be surprised if he clocks in between 130-140 himself.

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