Cinematic Forest
By Margot Gabel
Whose woods these are I think I know…
He is a beautiful and capricious creature, who often exacts strange tolls from mortals straying through his forests. Avoid the misty places in the early morning, which are his favorite places to walk, and pray you don’t encounter him.
Shh. He’s fine. Just keep a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup in your pocket and keep whistling “Hallelujah”, and you’ll be fine.
*raises an eyebrow* You’re not being as subtle as you think you are, Bran.
But yeah, you heard it here: toss peanut butter cups to the forest god. APPARENTLY HE WANTS SOME.