why are people so fascinated with the number 69 like have you ever tried to do 69 its fucking awkward and somebody ends up choking or getting a stiff neck okay
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Yeah, and while we’re at it we can reprise that whole discussion we had on Antidiogenes about how awkward and laughable REAL shower sex is.
Unless of course you’ve had one of those $10,000 bathroom renovations to put in the double-person shower stall with Italian tiling and a mahogany bench—which we all know exists specifically for the purpose of shower sex.