because fuck you, that’s why.
but
how
what is
*dead*
YES PLEASE. (Also what kind of gun is that? Anyone know?)
I’m pretty sure this is a Photoshopped picture of Ben Browder as John Chrichton on Farscape, and his stalwart pulse pistol, the lovely Wynona. Which is to say, it’s a science-fiction gun. The guns from that series were pretty distinctive. Not to mention the leather outfits. Hnnnnnn.
(He walked around in leather pants like this ALL THE TIME. *whimper* Oh jesus, I miss that show. FOR SO MANY REASONS.)
(It also had probably my favorite het relationship EVER. Roane might even fall harder for Aeryn Sun than she would for Chrichton. And she also habitually walked around in leather pants.)
Here you can see a photo of Aeryn, Chrichton, and one of the guns in question, though sadly the leather pants are out of frame:
