Dear Santa,
I have done great this year! I have devoted countless hours of my time, for free, to entertaining myself and others in a harmless and sometimes even educational way. I have embarked on a program of self-improvement by researching a variety of topics, expanding my knowledge and appreciation for history and culture. And I have encouraged over 15,000 people (judging by my AO3 hit counts) to read more!
I’ve been SO GOOD this year, Santa. So for Christmas, will you please bring me one of the attractive, minimally-clothed men depicted on my Tumblr?
Love,
PA