Bondlock AU: In an attempt to get back at the Holmes brothers, an insurgent group targets John Watson and James Bond.
Hahahaha! Okay, honestly? We like our BAMF!John, but realistically he’s no action hero. More your quiet BAMF; tenacious, stoic, that kind of thing. But targeting BOND? What do you want to do for an encore, go piss off a nuclear warhead?
Just go pick up John, head home for a nice cup of tea, and wait for the explosions to flower on the horizon.