This was fun, so I think I’ll do it some more.
Pick any passage of 500 words or fewer from any piece of fanfic I’ve ever written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it, what’s going on in the characters’ heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, and anything else that you’d expect to find on a DVD commentary track.
Here’s a quick list of my stories for reference, but if you’ve read one that’s not on there yet, you can still ask. (You’re free to ask about Odalisque, but half of it is written by bobross. I am only sometimes privy to the details, but I’ll tell you what I can.)