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Fucking humans with their fucking shoddy work conditions this iron is barely even pure and he wants the blade all “cuuuuuurvy” and can only pay in coins that aren’t even gold and what is up with their tall as fuck anvils everything’s too tall now Mahal-dammit. When I get my kingdom back it’s nothing but right angles and gems on everything and anvils that are the RIGHT FUCKING SIZE forever and ever.
I’m fairly certain this was actually in the script.
Yes, I think I remember this bit.