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OMG.
He is like a giant spider.
His influence sprawls far and wide across the Net.
He sits, waiting to feel a tug upon a strand.
And when he does, he leaps up and cries “AHA. LET’S MAKE THAT FANGIRL CRY.”
HOT OFF THE PRESSES: PROF HAS DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE.
YOU CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH FROM US NOW, MOFFTISS.