Oh… alright.
Nah, nothing at all flirtatious going on here. Nothing.
I FORGOT HOW GAY THIS WAS OH MY GOD
I know that I intellectually know how gay it was but the LIGHTING and their goddamn FACES they were just playing footsie while Angelo set the motherfuckin “Lady and the Tramp” candle on the table
“Is that what girlfriends do? Feed you up?”
Listen to Sherlock tell John in no uncertain terms that he’s never had a girlfriend and wouldn’t even know what to do with one. Not really his area.
the gayest.
“I will fucking feed you up. Then I will put that devastating mouth to better use” John states clearly via Martin look-dialogue magic.
that probably was the actual dialogue before martin “i can do that with a look” freeman got it cut out.
Wait. Haven’t some of us remarked on how Sherlock is always careful to make sure that John gets a square meal when they’re on a case?