I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.
This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.
That’s…a lot.
Lawd. Lol. I need a Xanax after reading that.
The lead character is a Viking Angel Vampire who also becomes a cowboy.
He can teleport, both in place and in time, he saves someone in Montana, he fights Isis AND he has to defeat demon vampires.
get a guy who can do both? NOPE. Get Cnut Sigurdsson, he can do everything!
Someone I know owns this, and I got to glance through it. It’s even more hilarious than you’re imagining it, I’m 95% sure it’s deliberately cracktastic, AND he’s a relentless foodie.
