The easiest thing to do might be to point you to the sub!John blog. ^_^
I keep seeing (and getting) people asking about bottomjohn/sub!John stuff, so I finally decided the best thing to do would probably be to make a blog for it. 🙂  That way, there’s a place to put it all where people can be ridiculous, and I don’t need to worry about bothering the folks who aren’t into that! o/