From the comments on Hell for Leather:
ScienceofObsession: John you naughty pirate, you! Aye aye Captain indeed. 🙂
me: OMG. Now someone who knows more about the Age of Sail than me needs to write naughty!pirate!John fic. NO REALLY. Screw pirate!Sherlock. I want pirate!John.
So just… tossing that fic/art bunny out there. You know. Free to a good home.
Oh god. Pirates. Might be a thing.
*tries to stay strong*