Mine is: Woman steals a kitten, then loses said kitten. She must drink a potion. She does, and goes to find the kitten again.
Aha, yes. This was an awesome idea. I am so entertained.
Protagonist falls in love with some guy he’s…
Barely anything happens at all and it doesn’t particularly make much sense or have any real point. There’s a lot of moping and sex.
i love the romance of crime: Sum up the story you are working on in the most boring way possible.
