One thing I love about season three of Sherlock is that no one’s quite satisfied with lazy hotel Moran. We met Sebastian Moran in episode one and the whole fandom just sort of collectively went you’re not my real mom.
This just made me laugh so hard.
The best part is that canon Moran pretty much was just like this. He’s on screen for .5 minutes in the story, just long enough for Holmes to irritate the pants off him and make him beg to be taken away, officers.