I woke up in a bad mood this morning and I didn’t know why.

But the barrage of pink and hearts on my Tumblr dash has reminded me.

I am the universe’s counter-balance, here to hold the line and keep us all from slipping into the primordial chaos of mushiness and chocolate I can’t eat that is Valentine’s Day.

It’s all right, followers.  I will love you again tomorrow.  Today I can know only hate.

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