I woke up in a bad mood this morning and I didn’t know why.
But the barrage of pink and hearts on my Tumblr dash has reminded me.
I am the universe’s counter-balance, here to hold the line and keep us all from slipping into the primordial chaos of mushiness and chocolate I can’t eat that is Valentine’s Day.
It’s all right, followers. I will love you again tomorrow. Today I can know only hate.