what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

No way they earned that money, man. Sticky eight-legged bastards.

THAT IS NOT THE DEAL WE HAVE.  They are supposed to eat the damn bugs.  Trying to pay me off so they don’t have to work, the little slackers.

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